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"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""
"Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote ""Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928""."
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnut? w' jammin it"
"I'm pretty gullible Or at least what they tell me"
"I started a revolution once. But I got dizzy, so i stopped!"
"I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like."
"How to you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out it"
"Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!"
"Heading to Chinatown after work... I heard it's Erection Day."