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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Arab who has many cows? milk sheikh"
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"Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep"
"Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus? Because he's a cross product."
"What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !"
"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."
"Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say ""No""."
"I don't know what the next iPhone looks like... But what I can tell you, its going to be a big 6S"
"Every time I drive past a hitchhiker I feel kinda bad thinking maybe they're just liking my status."
"Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."
"Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery."