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Joke of the Day

"I invited a friend to go hunt some gods with me... But he just can't deicide."

"Somehow women make a new friend every week while guys just know the same six people their entire lives."

"A woman walks into a bar... The bartender asks what's she'd like to drink. The woman asks for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."

"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."

"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"

"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"

"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"

"Why does it see like fur is more hated than leather? Its easy to harass a 90lb aneroxic and walk away. It's a lot harder to do the same to the 250lb tattooed, long haired, biker."

"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."