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Joke of the Day

"Why does it see like fur is more hated than leather? Its easy to harass a 90lb aneroxic and walk away. It's a lot harder to do the same to the 250lb tattooed, long haired, biker."

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"First time I got high was pretty intense. I was in the back seat of my brothers car. Must have been some good shit since I'm an only child."
"Wedding rehearsals, because ruining your life takes practice."
"A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, ""Why do you only buy water from that dancer?"" ""Because,"" the father said with a grin, ""I enjoy *tap* water!"""
"What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!"
"What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)."
"How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."
"Why did the redneck cross the road His dick was stuck in the chicken"
"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."
"When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth."