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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar... The bartender asks what's she'd like to drink. The woman asks for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."

"Which real-life dictator was the most fun? Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!"

"What Movie does Hillary Watch when she's in a Bad Mood..? Kill Bill."

"Lesbian Couple A girl asked me what my view on lesbian couples was. Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."

"I do an average of 6 things a day that will keep me out of heaven."

"What do you say to Floyd Mayweather after his arms have been cut off? Whatever you like."

"Today my 6 yr. old nephew asked my what ""gay"" meant. It wouldn't have bothered me so bad, but it was right after he saw me throw a baseball."

"He slapped his two inches on the doctors desk. The doctor said ""What is wrong with it?"" ""It's swollen."""

"When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real icebreaker."