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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."
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"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"
"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."
"Why do Irishmen drink all the time? You would too if you were a ginger"
"I recently found out that marriage is actually a sport... 50% of the time the parents ruin it."
"What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A chairy."
"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"
"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog."
"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" -New York's most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter"
"My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from scratch. I was gutted. I loved that dog. Mark Restuccia"