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Joke of the Day
"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"
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"In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint"
"My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year. He's doing confidence intervals."
"There is a chair The chair walk, with shoes! La-la-la-la-la! It walk on the street. The chair is walking."
"Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... ""One liter of water."" it read. Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair ""This speaks volumes..."""
"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"
"What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me."
"Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho."
"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"
"*attempts seductive selfie in bed *drops phone on face *chips tooth"