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Joke of the Day

"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"

"How does Furious 7 end? Paul Walker dies."

"Friday and Monday are twins, but Friday is the twin that likes to party and is always down to bone."

""" I gotta see this guys best tweet, I'll gift him Favstar Pro"". Said no one ever."

"""YOUR 15"" is trending worldwide instead of ""YOU'RE 15"" and that's why we haven't found a cure for cancer yet."

"What's the best thing about portugal? You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!"

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."

"Where did Noah keep the Bees? In the Ark-Hives."

"Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Two bloke sitting in a pub watching a dog lick its balls. One turns to the other and says ""I wish I could do that."" The second drunk replies ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you."""