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Joke of the Day

"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."

"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."

"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"

"Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?"

"How do you Think the Unthinkable? With an Itheburg."

"Did you hear David Copperfield got AIDs? He did Magic."

"What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing? The Master Baiter."

"What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday? Unemployed."

"I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? because D shells dont fit"