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Joke of the Day

"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"

"If you choose to always make it all about you, that's precisely who you'll end up with."

"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a c**kroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."

"What do you call a prostitute that has been kidnapped? A whorestage"

"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its titalot"

"I started my own traffic control company. It's a slow-moving business."

"Calm down 'Fitbit' joggers. I can drink one 5-Hour Energy and reach my target heart rate without even getting off my couch"

"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."

"The Washington Redskins are very sensitive to concerns and have decided to change their name... ...to the DC Darkies."