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Joke of the Day
"Your college degree doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you're in debt."
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"I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo."
"My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )"
"Did you hear about the oompah loompah marathon? Contestants are running short."
"When I find something in my purse on the first reach-in I feel like I should get some applause or something."
"Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros."
"Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy."
"There's no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes"
"The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain"
"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"