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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its titalot"
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"I believe in God and have a sense of humor about it. But when you insist that makes me an idiot, you sound as tolerant as Mel Gibson."
"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"
"I couldn't get tickets for the Plan B concert. So I had to go with my first choice instead."
"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch them all."
"Smokey said ""Only you can prevent Forest fires"" That's alot of pressure."
"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"
"I like my coffee how I like my women Sweet and with a cream topping."
"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."