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Joke of the Day
"If you choose to always make it all about you, that's precisely who you'll end up with."
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"What do you call a guy who watches child porn on the dark web? A Tor pedo."
"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."
"What doesn't kill you, forces me to reload."
"Did you hear about the guy who entered a joke and 10 puns in a contest? The joke won, but no pun in ten did."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with four captains? She came back with a Red Snapper."
"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."
"Black Friday through the years: 2005: 5am 2010: 3am 2012: 12am 2013: Thursday 8pm 2014: Thursday 2020: 4th of July"
"With Twitter, who needs imaginary friends?"
"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."