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Joke of the Day

"The Washington Redskins are very sensitive to concerns and have decided to change their name... ...to the DC Darkies."

"Please pray for me.. Tomorrow I will be going to the hospital, I think there is something wrong with my eyes. Every time I look in my wallet I see nothing."

"Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're using it to create legal Nin-tender"

"Stephen Harper"

"I went to see my drug dealer last week, he had some cheap trainers for sale. They were nice so I thought I'd get myself a pair. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping for days!!"

"Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."

"When I'm stressed, I go to the gym Cause then I could workout my problems"

"Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy."

"I got into a fight with my erection this morning. I beat it single handedly."