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Joke of the Day
"I saw a documentary about how ships are held together It was riveting"
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"Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind"
"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."
"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"
"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."
"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"
"So I'm taking a Terrorism and Covert Politics class Pretty sure I bombed the midterm."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"
"Google News now awards ""Badges"" for viewing stories. Also, remember: if you manage to finish one novel without pictures,...you get ice cream!"
"Why are seals such homebodies? Because clubbing isn't any fun."