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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Arabic rapper? Vanilla Isis"

"Free Tip: If a prostitute has nice teeth and carries a purse, she's a cop."

"I'd say I avoid Facebook like the plague, but I don't do much to avoid the plague."

"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"

"To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. They always finish last."

"Heard my mom tell my dad to ""stop tossing her salad"" at the dinner table and now I can't look at either one of them without laughing..."

"What happened to the frog's illegally parked car? It got toad away"

"Obama is an obamanation. That is all."

"I have a friend whose status says ""suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him."

"Me: Hi. Girl: No."