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Joke of the Day

"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."

"What is the best way for a pet shop to get business? Word of mouse."

"I don't wear a watch. I DECIDE what time it is."

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"I asked ny blind friend to read braille for me I guess every lego spells out ""fuck you dude""."

"How can you tell a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds"

"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."

"An American cop stops a man driving. ""Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"" ""Umm, no?"" ""Neither do I"" *cop shoots man 6 times"""

"You know how moray eels can't let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they're dead? Don't touch my fries."

"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Asking because it's been a week and mine still hasn't."