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Joke of the Day

"Fun Game: 1. Be a couple without kids. 2. Hire a babysitter. 3. When they show up and ask where the kid is, scream, ""You lost it already?!?"""

"When coming out of any coma, try keeping your eyes shut for another day or two to see what everyone's saying about you."

"Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking... JK Rolling"

"What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old."

"Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her."

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq."

"When Piaget studies children he becomes a well known name. When I study children I get escorted out of my local park."

"Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!"

"What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp."

"What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory? Give him a couple of test-tickles."