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Joke of the Day

"I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge."

"I have a pet dog who can speak. Today I walked in to my house, and he was right there waiting for me. I asked him, ""Hai Buddy, How was your day ?"" And he goes: "" rrrrRough """

"What do you call a muslim who graduated? Allah-mni!"

"A Photon Checks into a hotel... The bellhop ask, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" It replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""

"""I'm a skeleton!"" *kisses and hugs you* Stop that! *kisses and hugs you again* What kind of skeleton are you?!? ""An XO skeleton"""

"A blonde was watching the news and saw that two Brazilian skydivers died in a horrific accident. She responds with, ""two Brazilian? Is that more than a billion?""."

"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"

"Tried to catch Sirrus and Achenar yesterday Myst :)"

"What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi"

"Just found $4 on the ground. Well, more like $2.40 after my ex wife claims her share"