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Joke of the Day

"I like my elections like I like my contract bridge. No Trump"

"What is a terrorist his favourite car? A Citroen C4"

"Its not pretty being easy."

"I got a puppy for my daughter... Good swap if you ask me."

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain"

"Why are there no black characters in clue? Becuase if there were it would be called solved"

"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"

"A man is talking to his friend who has recently been diagnosed with cancer Not knowing what to say he awkwardly asks him ""how's the cancer?"" He replies ""I dunno it's kinda growing on me"""

"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"

"Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe? When it's only a galaxy"