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Joke of the Day
"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"
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"How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family."
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"There aren't many books on how to cook steak It's a rare medium done well."
"Why can't Norwegians tell jokes Timing"
"What did the potato chip say to the battery? I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready."
"I came across my parents doing it in the bathroom!!! My dad was like, ""Where do I go now?"""
"Even the best men in the Chinese military Have chinks in their armor"
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"Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections? Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would."