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Joke of the Day
"4 out of 5 urologists... ...smell their apple juice before they drink it."
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"Fred has 3 red balls and 5 blue balls in a bag. How many balls does Fred have? 10."
"""How many people here believe in ghosts?"""
"Why are sea sponges good at statistics? They understand coralations!"
"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"
"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"
"How to emberass an acrchaeologist? How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"What are you if you hide eggs at nice places eggspert."
"Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl."
"I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat."