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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family."
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"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."
"Have you heard about the new movie, ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet."
"I finally met Miss Right! It wasn't until we were married that I found out her first name is Always."
"Step 1) Ask mom to come meet your girlfriend. Step 2) Text ""Medusa's excited to meet you."" Step 3) Place statue of yourself on your lawn."
"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator."
"If bullshit was a snowflake... I'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now"
"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""
"I once knew this vegetable joke ..but then they pulled the plug"
"How to avoid clickbait 101 Now you know"