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"Mind over matter they told me... Thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* Front page! Much wow!"
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"If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again"
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"[does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless"
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"What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun"
"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"
"I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"What happens when someone overdoses on Viagra? They die hard."
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