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Joke of the Day

"Why is Tylenol white? Because it works"

"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"

"It's nice to know that even people who are running for President are shitty at answering ""What is your greatest weakness?"""

"Holocaust Joke How does a German guy pick up a hot Jewish girl? With a dustpan and a broom."

"Why did Hugh Glass go to the doctor? Because he felt grizzly after months of unbearable pain."

"My neighbour was rushed to hospital today after a wasp landed on his face. It didn't sting him, luckily I got it first with my shovel."

"[serial killers talking] Anyway I stood there for like 10 minutes, but she never wiped the steam off the bathroom mirror so I just left"

"lol at all these fucking idiots in first class, cant even afford a private jet smh"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's dead"

"[arrives at sales meeting with giraffe I bought last month] ""Ok, did everyone bring a graph tracking your activity this month?"" ME: uh oh"