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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605."

"My doctor gave me six months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill. He gave me another six months."

"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"

"Would you tell me your street address, please? To which the Roman replied ""I Wood"" because he lived in the 1st house on Wood st."

"Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead."

"implant permanent instagram filters on the cornea of my eyes so everything I see looks nostalgic and vintage"

"How do you get a faggot to fuck a bitch? You shit in her cunt."

"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball it drives them nuts!"

"Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once."

"I haven't used algebra in 3x-q years"