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Joke of the Day

"I haven't used algebra in 3x-q years"

"I was having sex last night and had an epiphany right before I climaxed... I guess you could say that I came to a realisation."

"what's the opposite of a Mexican? a Mexican't"

"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"

"Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died."

"What is the holdup on square fruit, scientists?"

"The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars"

"You must be radiating feminine mystique because every man in the cafe is looking at you, and then you realize there's a TV over your head."

"It's a shame Laremy Tunsil fell in the draft... But he was still the highest pick!"

"This afternoon, I was attacked by a group of gay men. I didn't know how to escape. I had to beat them off left and right"