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Joke of the Day

"I haven't used algebra in 3x-q years"

"What's the worst thing about a September harvest? Finding a plane in your field."

"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"

"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"

"I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!"

"nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws"

"""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher"

"Picking up a tiny piece of paper off the carpet would probably only take me one second... But for some reason I'd rather vacuum over it 100 times, at different angles..."

"Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates? I guess that some people just want to see the world turn"

"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"