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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball it drives them nuts!"
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"What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight? There ain't no rest for the wicked"
"* Knock knock. - Who is there? * It's the police. We have received complaints about the noise."
"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."
"Punny Jokes Penicillin is worth its weight in mold. "
"What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp."
"A man and his buddy walk out of a bar and see a dog licking himself... One looks to the other and says, ""I wish I could do that!"". His buddy looks at him and says, ""He would probably bite you""."
"How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Pitbull, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat."
"What's Batman's favorite food? Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na"
"Alexis Ohanian"