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Joke of the Day

"Would you tell me your street address, please? To which the Roman replied ""I Wood"" because he lived in the 1st house on Wood st."

"I just went to jail for my wife's crime. She's Chinese, which I guess makes me guilty by associasian."

"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""

"Stephen Hawking wrote another book, It's about time."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip-off :)"

"I got a puppy for my ex. Fair trade."

"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"

"Lots of road accidents are caused by bad weather It snow joke"

"Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got"

"what do you call a Chinese person with down syndrome? Som ting wong"