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"Mein kampf es su kampf"
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"I knock some sense into people with a hammer."
"So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup... He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says, ""Big breaths."" And she says, ""Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"""
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"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
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"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."