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Joke of the Day

"I knock some sense into people with a hammer."

"Why do women love Jordan Spieth? Because he came second."

"Why do I support extreme racist political parties? Because their aims are white up my street"

"The local barber was arrested for selling drugs I think it's completely insane! I've been his customer for years and I had no clue he was a barber."

"My dad says he donates to the African water charities Because he's got a well paying job."

"the biggest joke of all time Trump"

"I went to a Jewish wedding, and spotted a red sign. It said, ""In case of wedding, break glass"""

"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot. Zing pow!"

"Do you guys know the story about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it has no point."

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."