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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"
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"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."
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"I do this really cute thing where I yawn right before my girlfriend kisses me so I almost swallow her face"