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Joke of the Day

"So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup... He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says, ""Big breaths."" And she says, ""Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"Why are gay men so well dressed? ~~7~~ They didn't spend all that time in the *closet* doing nothing!"

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"

"A simple guide on how politics works Fuck you"

"I Have Decided To Publish My Sex Journal in two volumes. Volume A: Thinking About It Volume B: Talking About It"

"My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Stillborn."

"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"

"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"