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Joke of the Day
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There are too many reposts about both."
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"BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says ""he's not coming back"""
"Holiday typo: ""give my beast to your lovely wife!"""
"We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole ""Don't drink the water"" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo."
"You know Donald Trump isnt that bad When he pays $25 ~~for~~ to every Juan ~~on floor~~ ."
"What do you call a $300 hand job from a rapper? Beats by Dre."
"I for one... ... love Roman numerals."
"Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here."
"In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name"
"What do you call a red neck invasion? An incestation"