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Joke of the Day

"We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole ""Don't drink the water"" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo."

"Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk? Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)"

"What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face? Having a chickpea on your face."

"what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?"

"I'm blonde. What's your excuse?"

"Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut."

"I challenged a guy to a game of Pool. ""The winner gets to sleep with my girlfriend,"" I declared. Boy, did he look smug when he won. Jokes on him though, I don't have a girlfriend."

"What's the difference between a soy bean and a chick pea? I've never had a soy bean all over my face."

"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."

"What are the options? Air Hostess to passenger: ""Sir would you like to have dinner?"" Passenger: ""What are the options?"" Air Hostess: ""Yes and No."""