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Joke of the Day

"We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole ""Don't drink the water"" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo."

"I have an evil masterplan; I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it. Then I will finally be able to conker the World."

"What do you call painful constipation? Excretiating pain"

"Why are some people so odd? Because they can't even."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."

"So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy."

"Before today, the saddest Brazilians I ever saw... ...were the waiters who got assigned to me at Fogo de Chau #estoygordo"

"What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common? Both have had to adjust for inflation."

"Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India."