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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a red neck invasion? An incestation"
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"QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between ""I do"" and ""You'd better!"""
"You remember, in 2008 and 2012, when the right rioted, burned police cars, trashed small businesses, and claimed that President Elect Obama was not their president? Huh, yeah me either."
"The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store."
"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit-alot"
"What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists? Yellow labs"
"What sex position makes ugly babies? Ask your parents"
"I bet my friend $1000 I'd never take it in the butt. He says I am just a sore loser."
"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."