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Joke of the Day
"You know Donald Trump isnt that bad When he pays $25 ~~for~~ to every Juan ~~on floor~~ ."
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"Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise."
"why do females love old gynecologists... because of their shaky fingers"
"Ever heard of the undertaker who accidentally dug another body? He made a grave mistake."
"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."
"I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now."
"My mom's favorite internet game is ""Log me into the Facebook. Is this the Facebook? Is that your brother? Why is he drinking upside down?"""
"Why'd the man buy a 30 pack of condoms instead of the 10 pack... So he'd get the best bang for his buck."
"When three or four Natives gather together... There's usually a fifth."
"Sardine Wife: ""What's wrong?"" Sardine Husband: ""I just need some space, Linda."" Sardine Wife: ""WHERE EXACTLY SHOULD I GO, KENNETH"""