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Joke of the Day
"How many Latin Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
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"Someone stole my car from the Target parking lot, but fortunately they returned it at 11:00 pm when it was the only car left in the lot."
"date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA me: date: me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday"
"Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."
"What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up."
"If someone tells you he has a centrifuge on a submarine, don't believe him! It's a subterfuge..."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"
"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"
"What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet? Remains to be seen."
"Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons."