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Joke of the Day

"Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons."

"Twitter should allow you to select the font your tweets appear in; thus giving me yet another thing to judge you by."

"I could never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. I can barely find one."

"Programming ""Knock, knock."" ""Who's there?"" very long pause.... ""Java."" :)"

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile."

"Breaking News....Explosion at Cheese Factory De-brie everywhere!"

"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"

"Why did we skip windows 9? Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry"

"I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only."

"Hell hath no fury like that of a woman waiting for you to reply to her text all the while she sees you're continuing to send tweets."