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Joke of the Day

"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"

"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose."

"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""

"Gays in church"

"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."

"I put ""the rap"" in therapy. Yo, yo. Emotional baggage, bitter like cabbage. Rollin up the green like a Hulked out savage. Burger, Inc."

"What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone."

"I tried to catch some fog. But I mist."

"Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool? Power tools are found inside the Home Depot."

"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"