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Joke of the Day

"What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because he's a fucking creep"

"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."

"RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying ""Thank You"", after you've held the door for them."

"why didnt the pedicurist accept black customers she was blacktoes intolerant..."

"Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."

"You see me driving 'round town with your Alzheimer's mom and she's like, forget you."

"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"

"My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a ""Sort by least ugly"" option."