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"If someone tells you he has a centrifuge on a submarine, don't believe him! It's a subterfuge..."
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"The reason I don't like Facebook's ""memories"" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now."
"What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away."
"Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it"
"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."
"Don't look out of the window Betty people will think it's Halloween."
"What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long? Nothing"
"Are these my brains? A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet!' she replied!"
"Yes! Great! Bravo! Hurrah! Yippee! Cheers! Hooray! Rah Rah! Woo Hoo! Whoopee! Awesome! - Excerpt from ""Fifty Shades of Yay!"""