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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole my car from the Target parking lot, but fortunately they returned it at 11:00 pm when it was the only car left in the lot."

"Three men walked into a bar. Don't you think the third one would have ducked?"

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."

"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope..."

"What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? Your keyboard"

"Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential."

"soda commercials take place in a parallel universe where everyone on earth is straight edge"

"I know someone who's addicted to brake fluid. They say they can stop any time."

"Know why vodka is so clear? Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water."

"FUNNIEST FIGHT EVER!!!! JUST JOKE VIDEOS"