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Joke of the Day

"NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected ...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died."

"Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole."

"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her."

"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."

"It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart."

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Hitler is threatening to start World War 3 He is dead serious. ayyy lmao"

"Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn."