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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet? Remains to be seen."
Next Joke
"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."
"My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn't a joke its a cry for help."
"Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was."
"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"
"Twitter should have "" Throwing tomato"" button."
"Will playing ""GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony"" make me a homosexual? Same question for ""GTA IV: The Lost and The Damned."
"I replace all the family pictures my coworkers have on their desks with pictures of baby sloths and suddenly I need professional help?!?"
"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."
"Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones"