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Joke of the Day
"what's called smart annoying orange a knowing orange"
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"Waiter there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !"
"Slept with my internet date... Got a virus"
"Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother? Because he was the Solaire!"
"Where did Susie go when her town got bombed? Everywhere."
"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."
"Rumour has it that I got a new computer today... It's Adele!"
"How do you know you're girlfriend is getting too fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes."
"[NSFW] I was walking home when I heard a homeless guy yell .. I was walking home when I heard a drunk homeless guy yell -"" You motherfucker , your daughter is your sister"""
"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."