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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."
Next Joke
"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."
"Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."
"*baby takes first step* wow took you long enough"
"For something that has nine lives, you'd think this cat would spend at least one of them not being an annoying cunt."
"*opens up a Forever 20 store next to Forever 21*"
"My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, ""how did the job interview go?"" in front of everyone."
"I asked for soundproof walls my mom also got me a straight jacket"
"Trophy Wife Any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist."
"a rock fell out my pocket and i crouched down to find it and a bunch of people helped like i lost a contact. had to pretend it wasn't a rock"