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Joke of the Day
"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."
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"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them."
"Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]"
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"Water leak. No water for 2 days. Then the plumber cut the cable line. No internet. No TV. 2 stinky teenagers. Send wine and bail money."