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Joke of the Day
"Rumour has it that I got a new computer today... It's Adele!"
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"I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant?? Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure."
"Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants"
"Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."
"What's Jesus' Favourite gun? A nailgun"
"Your Mom is so fat... That when she sat on a Iphone it turned into a Ipad."
"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."
"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"
"Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money"
"What did the clock say when he was finished having sex? The time has come."