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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] I was walking home when I heard a homeless guy yell .. I was walking home when I heard a drunk homeless guy yell -"" You motherfucker , your daughter is your sister"""

"What do you call a pissed-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!"

"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"

"Why do Seagulls live by the Sea? If they didn't, they'd be Bagulls!"

"Remake of Last tango in Paris butter scene What would the actress played by Maria Schneider say to Marlon Brando in the new version of famous butter scene: I can't believe it's not BUTTer !"

"If your bio says ""Producer, entrepreneur, DJ, & businessman"" I'm assuming you misspelled ""Lives with Mom, works at McDonalds."""

"What do you call three Pokemon nerds having a circle jerk. Dugtrio"

"Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot."

"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."

"My satellite navigation told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm driving."