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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother? Because he was the Solaire!"

"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?!"

"How do whores in Westeros get into the castle? Hodor."

"How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."

"Did y'all know witches make only 70% of the salary warlocks make despite doing the same evil-ass magic? That's some bullshit right there!"

"How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto? It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock."

"She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me"

"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse."

"I took my skateboard around my friend's house. ""Wanna see me kickflip?"" I asked. ""No..."" he sighed. He really regrets naming his dog ""Flip""."